February 09, 2009
Reality Show Line of the Week
From Toddlers & Tiaras, TLC's new show about kiddie beauty pageants. During the "beauty" competition within the pageant, the host reads something about the kids in the 0-2 division. There isn't much to say about one-year-olds. So the descriptions are usually something innocuous (e.g., "Katie enjoys meeting new people"). But we loved Emma's intro: "Emma enjoys sucking her thumb."