July 11, 2005

A Polish Sausage Joke

A guy goes into the store and asks the clerk, "Can I have some Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy says, "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you asked me if I was German? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

The guy says, "Well, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for a Polish sausage?"

The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."