July 11, 2005
A Polish Sausage Joke
A guy goes into the store and asks the clerk, "Can I have some Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy says, "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you asked me if I was German? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
The guy says, "Well, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for a Polish sausage?"
The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."